Afl*c… quack-quack!

     I was hunted down by the Afl*c police last week. Apparently there is a clause in my contract stating that I cannot use the good name of my company in a private blog. That makes a lot of sense to me considering the amount of knuckleheads out there that don’t know enough not to make false or illegal promises.
     Make no mistake about it, I’m a knucklehead! But the info I am offering you is 100% accurate. (Thanks to Jeremy for letting me copy off his paper.)

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read All About It AGAIN, “The New Afl*c Kids Life Insurance Policy Term to Age 25 is ONLY 4 DOLLARS A MONTH, $8 MAXIMUM!”

PLUS, it automatically converts to WHOLE LIFE at age 25 WITHOUT proof of insurability AND it doubles in value from 10,000 to 20,000 OR 20,000 to 40,000. Premium will never increase until Whole Life status, and then will only be $15/Month OR $30/Month accordingly, FOR LIFE!, Guaranteed! Not too shabby for 20-25 years down the road if you have a small child right now. And chances are, your child is healthy. Get it now! Most of you know how to contact me via phone, otherwise email me at ron.goralski@snet.netor leave a comment on this blog entry to let me know you’d like to learn more.

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  1. HEY,WHAT’S UP BARACK HOW YA DOIN?
    HAVEN’T SEEN YA IN A WHILE.
    NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS STUFF,DUH!
    WAS SEARCHING FVM SITE FOR INFO,BUT IT’S BLANK!
    HOLLER BACK Y’ALL.


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