Joe the Plumber…

Posted: October 16, 2008 in Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah, Politics

Is he a friend of Bob the Builder? “Joe the Plumber. Can we plunge it? Yes we can!”

Now THIS is a good debate!

Ummm… I believe Obama just put to rest some of those UGLY rumors that the McCain clan has been adding fuel to. Wow… it’s 9:39pm and Obama just took the debate. And now McCain is throwing more lies out there just as he knows the time is about to expire on the segment.

 John’s now going to tell us how Sarah is ready to become President of the United States if necessary. Waiting… still waiting… he’s proud of her… and he loves Todd too. Uhhh… John… we know you love them both… but ummm… can she run the country? John?

McCain is a desperate man and his sarcasm is such a freaking turnoff… look at the faces and listen to the deep breaths. Did he just compare Barrack to Hoover? Oh Jesus… not Joe the Plumber again.


John, get your facts straight about Obama’s voting record and why he voted the way he did. And you just got your ass kicked in the Roe v Wade discussion.

I don’t know enough about politics to disect all of this. But I love the split-screen where they are side-by-side.

 Vote Obama  Vote McCain 

Just vote baby!

  1. Eric says:


    Dear Friends:

    My name is Joe Porter. I live in Champaign, Illinois. I am 46 years old, a husband, a father, a small business owner, a veteran, and a homeowner. I don’t consider myself to be either conservative or liberal, and I vote for the person, not Republican or Democrat. I don’t believe there are “two Americas ” – but that every person in this country can be whomever and whatever they want to be if they’ll just work to get there – and nowhere else on earth can they find such opportunities. I believe our government should help those who are legitimately downtrodden, and should always put the interests of America first.

    The purpose of this message is that I’m concerned about the future of this great nation. I’m worried that the silent majority of honest, hard-working, tax-paying people in this country have been passive for too long. Most folks I know choose not to involve themselves in politics. They go about their daily lives, paying their bills, raising their kids, and doing what they can to maintain the good life. They vote and consider doing so to be a sacred trust. They shake their heads at the political pundits and so-called “news”, thinking that what they hear is always spun by whomever is reporting it. They can’t understand how elected officials can regularly violate the public trust with pork barrel spending

    We are in the unique position in this country of electing our leaders. It’s a privilege to do so. I’ve never found a candidate in any election with whom I agreed on everything. I’ll wager that most of us don’t even agree with our families or spouses 100% of the time. So when I step into that voting booth, I always try to look at the big picture and cast my vote for the man or woman who is best qualified for the job. I’ve hired a lot of people in my lifetime, and essentially that’s what an election is – a hiring process. Who has the credentials? Whom do I want working for me? Whom can I trust to do the job right?

    I’m concerned that a growing number of voters in this country simply don’t get it. They are caught up in a fervor they can’t explain, and calling it “change”.

    “Change what?”, I ask.

    “Well, we’re going to change America “, they say.

    “In what way?”, I query.

    “We want someone new and fresh in the White House”, they exclaim..

    “So, someone who’s not a politician?”, I say.

    “Uh, well, no, we just want a lot of stuff changed, so we’re voting for Obama”, they state.

    “So the current system, the system of freedom and democracy that has enabled a man to grow up in this great country, get a fine education, raise incredible amounts of money and dominate the news and win his party’s nomination for the White House – that system’s all wrong?”

    “No, no, that part of the system’s okay – we just need a lot of change.”

    And so it goes. “Change we can believe in.”

    Quite frankly, I don’t believe that vague proclamations of change hold any promise for me. In recent months, I’ve been asking virtually everyone I encounter how they’re voting.
    I live in Illinois, so most folks tell me they’re voting for Barack Obama. But no one can really tell me why – only that he’s going to change a lot of stuff. “Change, change, change.” I have yet to find one single person who can tell me distinctly and convincingly why this man is qualified to be President and Commander-in-Chief of the most powerful nation on earth – other than the fact that he claims he’s going to implement a lot of change.

    We’ve all seen the e-mails about Obama’s genealogy, his upbringing, his Muslim background, and his church affiliations. Let’s ignore this for a moment. Put it all aside. Then ask yourself, “What qualifies this man to be my president? That he’s a brilliant orator and talks about change?”


    Friends, I’ll be forthright with you – I believe the American voters who are supporting Barack Obama don’t have a clue what they’re doing, as evidenced by the fact that not one of them – NOT ONE of them I’ve spoken to can spell out his qualifications. Not even the most liberal media can explain why he should be elected. Political experience? Negligible. Foreign relations? Non-existent. Achievements? Name one. Someone who wants to unite the country? If you haven’t read his wife’s thesis from Princeton, look it up on the web. This is who’s lining up to be our next First Lady? The only thing I can glean from Obama’s constant harping about change is that we’re in for a lot of new taxes.

    For me, the choice is clear. I’ve looked carefully at the two leading applicants for the job, and I’ve made my choice.

    Here’s a question – “Where were you five-and-a-half years ago? Around Christmas, 2002. You’ve had five or six birthdays in that time. My son has grown from a sixth grade child to a high school graduate. Five-and-a-half years is a good chunk of time. About 2,000 days. 2,000 nights of sleep. 6, 000 meals, give or take.”

    John McCain spent that amount of time, from 1967 to 1973, in a North Vietnamese prisoner-of-war camp.

    When offered early release, he refused it. He considered this offer to be a public relations stunt by his captors, and insisted that those held longer than he should be released first. Did you get that part? He was offered his freedom, and he turned it down. A regimen of beatings and torture began.

    Do you possess such strength of character? Locked in a filthy cell in a foreign country, would you turn down your own freedom in favor of your fellow man? I submit that’s a quality of character that is rarely found, and for me, this singular act defines John McCain.

    Unlike several presidential candidates in recent years whose military service is questionable or non-existent, you will not find anyone to denigrate the integrity and moral courage of this man. A graduate of Annapolis, during his Naval service he received the Silver Star, Bronze Star, Purple Heart, and Distinguished Flying Cross. His own son is now serving in the Marine Corps in Iraq . Barack Obama is fond of saying “We honor John McCain’s service…BUT…”, which to me is condescending and offensive – because what I hear is, “Let’s forget this man’s sacrifice for his country and his proven leadership abilities, and talk some more about change.”

    I don’t agree with John McCain on everything – but I am utterly convinced that he is qualified to be our next President, and I trust him to do what’s right. I know in my heart that he has the best interests of our country in mind. He doesn’t simply want to be President – he wants to lead America, and there’s a huge difference. Factually, there is simply no comparison between the two candidates. A man of questionable background and motives who prattles on about change can’t hold a candle to a man who has devoted his life in public service to this nation, retiring from the Navy in 1981 and elected to the Senate in 1982.

    Perhaps Obama’s supporters are taking a stance between old and new. Maybe they don’t care about McCain’s service or his strength of character, or his unblemished qualifications to be President. Maybe “likeability” is a higher priority for them than “trust”. Being a prisoner of war is not what qualifies John McCain to be President of the United States of America – but his demonstrated leadership certainly DOES.

    Dear friends, it is time for us to stand. It is time for thinking Americans to say, “Enough.” It is time for people of all parties to stop following the party line. It is time for anyone who wants to keep America first, who wants the right man leading their nation, to start a dialogue with all their friends and neighbors and ask who they’re voting for, and why.

    There’s a lot of evil in this world. That should be readily apparent to all of us by now. And when faced with that evil as we are now, I want a man who knows the cost of war on his troops and on his citizens. I want a man who puts my family’s interests before any foreign country.

    I want a President who’s qualified to lead.

    I want my country back, and I’m voting for John McCain.

  2. Ron Goralski says:

    These “people” like Joey Porter are popping up all over the web claiming not to have any party affiliation. Then they go on to mention what they are not “afraid of” in regards to Obama. It’s an old and slick method that is based on trying to scare you by saying that they “don’t want to scare you but…”

    Well… I don’t want to scare you but if McCain doesn’t make it through his term, you’ll have a beauty queen from Alaska as your President. That’s what scares me!

  3. The 23 year old says:

    Boo McCain!

  4. Eric says:

    Hey 23 year old…way to make a point. Go dressed as a ghost and use that line October 31st. 😉

    Ron…I want to remind you that you would have an ex Mayor and current Governor from Alaska. It’s known as Executive experience”…something that BHO sorely lacks.

    One last comment/question for this thread. You toss off the writer of this email as “popping up all over the web claiming not to have any party affiliation”. So…that means anything he asks is to be ignored, ala ‘Joe the Plumber’? You destroy the credibility of the question asker, rather than pay attention to the answer to the question given by your guy? That question you CAN’T/WON’T answer: For 7 of the 8 years of the current administration, the country, the economy, and pretty much all indicators point to a pretty good stable country…just what is it you are so anxious to change?

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