The Physical

Posted: January 19, 2009 in Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

I had my annual physical today.

Besides the fact that I may need to have my lower leg chopped off, the doc said everything seemed fine. Of course all of this is pending the bloodwork and the pee-pee sample results.

I’ve been seeing the same doctor for twenty-six years. In all those years he’s the only dude that has touched my penis. He’s also the only guy that has ever stuck his fingers up my ass.

I wonder how many regular guys have gotten an erection during the examination. I mean, come on… we get them at the strangest times.

So then he asks me if my stools are hard or soft. I told him I didn’t know because it’s been a while since I reached in the toilet and squeezed one.

He said that reminded him of the joke about the girl that goes into the docs office. He asks her if she’s sexually active. And she says, “No… I just lay there.”

Now I just have to wait for my appointment tomorrow with the tumor doc and see where we go from there.

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