I don’t feel like writing like me

Posted: January 28, 2009 in Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

have you sat down lately on one of your cushiest couches
when you’ve been feeling like two-hundred and fifty-six grouches

or tried tapping a wobbly tippity typer
while your fingers were shaky and crazy and hyper

sometimes you feel more like your mother
your sister, a brother
or even some other

and your words start to stutter and flutter or clutter
and your fingers they slip like some slippery butter

sometimes words get stuck like the leaves in your gutter
and you can’t find another, some other or nuther

you can’t find the typer that lives in your fingers
the grouchies are lazy and grouchies can linger

the grouchies hide in us grouches while we type on our couches
the nice words stuck in our heads in little dead pouches

if that happens to you
well i recommend highly
that you search all your pouches
and pull out a smiley

because smileys are funny and shine when it’s not sunny
and they’re jazzy and frizzy and cost you no money

they’re jumpy and perky and they don’t like grouches
and won’t let the grouchies into their silly woo-pouches

so talk to your kiddies or mommies or poppy
your hubbies or wiveys and friends you can copy

they’ll help you get rid of those grumpy grouch pouches
and soon you’ll be typing… on silly smiley couches

 Thumbs Up 


  1. muchblahaboutus says:

    How Dr. Suess of you. Very good. Horton, The Grinch, Yertle and everybody on Mulberry Street would be be so proud!

  2. Ron Goralski says:

    it got me out of my funk!

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